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The Live Blogging Continues! DWTS has ended and The Bachelorette is here! Let the craziness begin!
So Are We!
There she is…. Lady in Red! 8:02pm
Crying already? Oh, yea… forgot what I was watching. 8:04pm
Uh oh, Desiree wore red when she first appeared on The Bachelor too… That didn’t turn out too well though… 8:05pm
Season 9 in Malibu. 8:07pm
Pulls up in a Honda and pulls out in a Bentley. Damn, ABC! 8:08pm
https://twitter.com/katieeperry/status/339173295414968320
Cinderella didn’t get a Bentley… 8:14pm
Nothin’s better than a loose chick… let it go, Desiree. 😉 8:16pm
https://twitter.com/AlyMohammad3/status/339172903490838529
https://twitter.com/skittles_love_/status/339174314618273792
There will be drama, conflict, and heartbreak?! I thought this was The Bachelorette?! Now I’m confused. 8:24pm
Let’s hear it for the boys… 8:25pm
But how do you make a magician disappear? 8:27pm
They should rename The Bachelorette as The Abs Show. 8:28pm
And the first limo is here~ 8:37pm
A woohoo for Drew. 8:37pm
Brooks has that whole Skeet Ulrich thing goin’ on. 8:38pm
What if she lost the wishbone? 8:38pm
Digging in the fountain… kind of awkward in my opinion. Roseless future is what I’m thinking. 8:40pm
Ah, self-promotion. 8:41pm
What an idiot… Fantasy Suite. 8:43pm
Abs again. Shocking. 8:43pm
Larry’s kind of got a sexy forbidden professor thing goin’ on… until the snag. 8:45pm
Knight in shining armor? 8:47pm
Phew! Thank you for not proposing. 8:53pm
Ryan Gosling alert with Robert. 8:54pm
Juan Pablo….. your accent… yum. 8:56pm
Motorcycle entrance. Scared to see where this is going. 8:56pm
OMG, this suit. 8:58pm
The kid’s a nice touch. 8:59pm
A lot of people on Twitter are telling that guy Zak to put his shirt on. I’d like to take this moment to tell all of those people to be quiet. 9:05pm
Magician slash cornball. 9:06pm
Love Ben… Yadda Yadda Yadda. 9:11pm
Dying over Desiree’s dress…. 9:11pm
Loving that Ben gets the first rose. 9:12pm
And the rose goes to…. Brody. 9:17pm
Hmmm… cold water + pantsless seems to pay off. 9:20pm
Will Desiree let the Vet go on Memorial Day? 9:21pm
Juan Pablo… Dream of a man is right. 9:23pm
It’s gettin’ hot in here…. I smell a 4th rose. 9:28pm
Well this is a first… an impromptu soccer game breaks out on The Bachelorette. 9:24pm
Don’t dwell, Larry. 9:30pm
Aw, awkward Larry… I think you’re going home. 9:31pm
Didn’t he get the hint on the fantasy suite? 9:32pm
I’m embarrassed for this guy. 9:33pm
Whose the biggest creeper on the planet? Jonathan? 9:35pm
Oh no… It’s like Jaws Returns. 9:35pm
Peace out to the sexual predator. 9:36pm
And, to the social media guy… “hashtag annoying” 9:37pm
Dun dun…. DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! 9:42pm
Who will be sent home???????? 9:45pm
Larry, Larry…. Lonely Larry. 9:46pm
Bye bye, magician! Desiree, please make him disappear. 9:47pm
Ta ta to Larry the clumsy dipper. 9:49pm
Practice doesn’t make perfect. It just makes you tired. 9:49pm
Adios Nick R. 9:50pm
What kind of girl says good-bye to her knight in shining armor…. This chick. Ciao, Diogo. 9:51pm
Season highlights are coming!!!!!!!!!!!!! And so is Heavy.com’s Top 10 Highlights from tonight’s episode.
